Doctors registered opinions about the current financial disaster

Doctors registered opinions
About the current financial disaster,
Specifically in regard to the Government 'Bail Out Package'.Opinions were as follows:
Allergists voted to scratch it, whereas
Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling, but
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve!
Obstetricians said we were laboring under a misconception, but Ophthalmologists flat out vetoed the bill as being short-sighted.
Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!' and
Pediatricians rallied to chant, 'Oh, Grow up!'
Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while
Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons agreed to cut it up and wash their hands of it, yet
Internists thought it was a bitter pill we have to swallow.
Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on things.'
Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but
Urologists said the it would not hold water.
Anesthesiologists noted that the whole idea was just mere gas, but
Cardiologists didn 't have the heart to say no.But the final opinion was voiced by a coalition of
Proctologists who advised everyone to leave the financial fiasco
With the arse's in Washington who actually caused it.